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Desi Party Pictures

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Some Hot Desi party pictures

20 uses for a condoms

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1. Hair tie

2. Slip 'er over a payphone to avoid "NASTY" germs

3. Bathing cap (if you stretch it in the right manner)

4. Neat travel case for your toothbrush

5. Wet suit for a ferret

6. Finger puppets

7. Travel size shampoo and conditioner holders

8. Use it to store that urine sample next time you go to the doc for a checkup

9. Rubber boot for a peg leg

10. Latex toe warmers

11. Stuff, and use to stop drafts under doors

12. Fill with rocks and use to as a weapon in a crisis situation

13. Makeshift sandbags in the event of a flood

14. To keep candles dry when camping

15. Build your own incredible "Water Weenies"

16. To quickly fill water pistols

17. Bicycle tire tube

18. Change purse

19. Goodyear Blimp model

20. For those long car trips that dad hates to stop for potty breaks

Some Inresting Condoms

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some amazing condoms pictures

How to Make a Bra Purse

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Start by removing the straps from the cups.
Keep the cups together if you have the type of bra that allows it. If you separate the cups, simply glue them back together along the wire line.
Glue the cups together to form the pouch part of the purse. This bra was slightly open-cupped (deep plunge line) so it was glued up the side to form a deeper pouch.
Glue the straps back on to form the handles. This can be short or long depending on the bag style.Use the actual bra straps to keep the purse "Bra Looking" or use ribbon or a cord instead. Attach them to the top of the bra where the straps would normally sit.
If you are using a strapless bra to make your bag, then just glue the handles into the inside edge of the cup.
Embellish the handbag by gluing on trims, ribbons and sequins to your desired style! Obviously, if you want to make the fact that it is a recycled bra less apparant, add more decoration. If you're a bit more outgoing, add little or no decoration, and see what your friends have to say when they first see it.

Types of Condoms

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MIRINDA condom: Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage.
MRF condom: Extra rubber, extra milage.
MOOV condom: Aah se Aaha tak.
IODEX condom: Andar tak jaye, Aaram dilaye!!

Real Naughty Boys

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Gaon ki gori, lagti bholi, utare choli, panty kholi,
bed pe soli, mujhse boli, nikalo pichkari, khelo holi.

Lady standing at bus stop taking Whisper pack in her hand.
Begger:Bai kuch dede.
Lady: No change.
B: Ye bread ka packet de de.
Lady: Kal aana, JAM laga ke dungi.

chinese menu:"Happy Dinner"
Choot soong, Suc mi dick, Lick mi clit, Tung sum chic,
Tek in hand, Chu so ni, Gulp sum cum, Fuc sum now,
Choc on it, Chus ti reh.

Yeh ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hai. Kuchh kaho to mu phula leti hai,kuchh karo to pet phula leti hai.

Sophia Chaudhary Hot MTV Caps

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The hot babe has shot up over the years, from her 'Zee Tv Top Ten' days to singing and now acting in movies.

Rekha in Utsav

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Shekhar Suman and Rekha love scene from Utsav

Naughty Desi : Masala Bikini Clip

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Desi Girls Bikini

How to Ask a Co-Worker for a One Night Stand

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If you work for a large company, then there are bound to be quite of few cute or good looking co-workers. It can be uncomfortable to have a relationship with a co-worker. Therefore, having a one night stand is the way to go. Follow these steps to ask a co-worker for a one night stand.

Start flirting with your co-worker. Start laying the ground work when you have zoned in on a co-worker that you want to have sex with. Saying "Hello" is a great way to open the door to flirting. Once you have established the line of communication, casually find a way to touch your co-worker while talking to them. Place your hand on their arm as you laugh. The key to flirting is to let your co-worker know you're interested, but not so obvious that everyone in your office knows.
Wait until you're alone with your co-worker. The best time to ask your co-worker for a one night stand is to wait when no one else is around. If the opportunity to work on a project with your co-worker or stay late comes up, then volunteer your services.
Ask. When you have your co-worker alone, ask them if they would like to have a one night stand. Don't be too serious, but be direct. Let your co-worker know up front what you want and see what happens. If your co-worker is attracted to you, then half the time they are going to say yes. Remember that it never hurts to ask.

Torrie wilson - Why she is removing her .....

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Torrie wilson

How to Buy Lingerie for your Girlfriend

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If you are thinking of buying lingerie for your girlfriend or spouse, take care that you do actually buy the type of thing she likes. Not all women feel comfortable baring certain parts of their anatomy. On the other hand if you know she has great legs, then something short like baby dolls will show them off. If you are not into names, a baby doll is a short gown that fits under the bust and flares to the top of the legs. If you are no judge of size, find out before what size you need to get. If you don't want to ask her, ask one of her friends.

What about colour? Pastel colours suit blondes, while brunettes can wear more vibrant colours. Reds look glamorous on almost everyone, but especially those with black hair. Earthy tones, blues and greens look fabulous on redheads. What about the feel of it? If you like the feel, she probably will too. You may love velvet or satin. Most polyester has a silken feel.

What about patterns? There are heaps to choose from so take your pick. She might like animal prints, cartoon characters, stripes, spots or flowers. Stick with good etiquette and don't buy lingerie for anyone you are not close to. Instead, go with chocolates, perfume or flowers.

Torrie Wilson & Dawn Marie Kiss

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Torrie Wilson & Dawn Marie Kiss

Report of New survey on women Undressing

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"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing
in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say
that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro

Pamela Anderson lesbo kiss

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Beware from Accident, Use Air Bags

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Golf Balls

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A man entered the bus with both of his pants pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a Sardar Jee. The puzzled

Sardar Jee kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from him, he said, "its golf balls". The Sardar Jee continued to look at him for a very

long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain his curiosity any longer, he asked; "Does it hurt as much as tennis

elbow?"

Latina girl showing her red panties to her new boyfriend

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Types of BRA

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Poisonous BRA --- coBRA

Mathemetical BRA---- algeBRA

striped BRA---- zeBRA

strongestBRA---- vertiBRA

sunsignBRA---- liBRA

magical(invisible)BRA---aBRA ka daBRA

Some Funny Ads for Naughty Boys

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FUNNY ADVERTISEMENTS

Women need a skilled partner

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Many men pride themselves on their ability to make a woman o r g as m (and your skills are definitely appreciated), but the ultimate responsibility for a woman’s o rgas m belongs to her. It’s perfectly normal for a woman to have difficulty achieving a vaginal or ga sm -- that’s why God invented the clitoris. Meaning: She can still achieve a fabulous orgasm even if her lover is a vir gin with limited experience and know-how. A man’s efforts are certainly helpful, but if she’s not achieving o rga sm she has no one to blame but herself. Additionally, many women suffer from performance anxiety just as men do. If a woman falls into this category, even the most skillful of men wouldn’t be able to make her orgasm, regardless of his efforts.

Find your dirty talk voice

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You need to find your own way of talking dirty. Your dirty talk might be low rhythmic grunts, high pitched squeals, or precise whispers. It might reflect the way you talk in your daily life, or it might express a different aspect of your personality. You don’t need to pick only one voice, the element of surprise can add an extra sense of anticipation, when your partner doesn’t know what they’re going to get an earful of next!

Secrets for having a sexy body - how to have a sexy body

2008-05-17T19:52:00.000-07:00

Secrets for having a sexy body - how to have a sexy body

that question about "Secrets for having a sexy body" is one of the
easiest to answer

a body looks and feels sexy when the girl really IS sexy

of course we may need to agree on a mutual definition of being sexy
a girl is sexy when she turns on a man without him touching her - simply
by her look !!

however to be more accurate it is actually her aura that IS sexy as a
result of sexual energy radiated into her environment as a signal of her
readiness to give and to absorb love.

a single girl may be sexy and thus have a sexy body or sexy appearance
in general - all day long - while a girl with a permanent lover /
partner may be sexy and appear sexy only to him as a result her true
partner love. the result or cause is always the same

to be sexy or to have a sexy body means true love flowing out of your
metaphysical body and true readiness to absorb love from a potential
partner.

all parts of a body have a precise spiritual meaning - a body of a truly
loving soul is attractive to the right person and thus creates a free
flow of love in both directions resulting in sexual attraction or even
in sexual arousal of a particular person

superficial signs such as particular dresses may be used to pretend
being sexy - the aura never cheats - a truly loving heart and divine
soul always shows and proves instantly all truth within that body

if a girl - no matter how she looks - fails to turn you on at any
distance, then she never is truly sexy but only pretends or plays sexy
girl. body parts may be artificially trained, formed, replaced, or
modified by implants or trained - dresses stuffed to change the outside
appearance - the inside and aura of a body however NEVER can be fakes.
God helps to always be truthful and always gives many clues and hints to
reveal the truth about each and all egos.

Funny Shahyri for big boys

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• Badi hasrat thi ki kholein unki salwaar ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangey hi chale aye, Wah wah wah

• Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai

• Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!

• Kya aap SEX karte hai,
Kya aap CONDOM use karte hain,
Kya aap AIDS se darte hai,
To aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai,
HATH chale to AIDS tale.

• Door gaon mein ek basti thi,
Wahan ki ladkiyan bahut sasti thi,
Unki ga#d mein itni masti thi,
Jitna dalo utna hasti thi.,
But why r u smiling?

• Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.

• Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

• Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse, har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.

Jennifer Lamiraqui bikini photoshoot

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